assimilating...

>> Saturday, 21 November 2009

i go into the bookshop in mondragón and search the shelves for the book... there were others along the same lines, but i'd been told this was the best one, so clutching my bit of paper i go to the counter... "did they have this?" i asked, handing over the paper...

the woman looked bored, not the reaction i was expecting, and tapped something into the computer... "computer says no"* she said, and handed the paper back... "could they order it for me?" i wondered... it was already on order she explained, but nobody knew when it would arrive... i would just have to call in some other time.. maybe it would be in, maybe not...

some days later i found myself in the same chain of bookstores in san sebastian... i handed over my bit of paper to the man on the help desk, expecting him to be impressed with my choice of title... he too, looked bored and directed me towards a display stand i hadn't noticed when i came in... the book was there! "how much is it?" i asked... he shrugged and pointed me towards a scanner where i could check the price myself... 19.95...

at the counter i handed over the book... the woman scanned it, smiled at me and said "hemeretzi eta laurogeita hamabost"... i stared at her blankly, my heart sank, and that familiar feeling of starting from scratch, again, washed over me... "no, i'm not quite ready for that just yet" i stammered.. "nineteen, ninety-five" she repeated in spanish... i paid, and walked out, carrying the book that is apparently going to open the door to a whole new world of possibilities...

yes my friends, i'm taking the next big step... i'm going to learn euskera...

*little britain: computer says no.

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friday 13th...

>> Friday, 13 November 2009

it's friday 13th which according to tradition is apparently a bad day for us anglo saxons... a student has just warned me about it, he told me to look out for viruses... i don't know if one can actually "look out" for viruses, but i was so proud of him using a phrasal verb without thinking that i didn't quibble... i made a mental note to myself to wear a mask for the rest of the day, turns out he meant computer viruses... oh...

strangely enough tuesday 13th is considered an unlucky day here in spain... if i was superstitious i guess that would increase the number of possible unlucky days in the year... or would i only be affected by friday 13th because i'm anglo saxon? or tuesday 13th because it's a question of geography?

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genius...

one of the advantages of teaching english in the factory from which you have just purchased your brand new kitchen appliances is that if something goes wrong, you can go to class and ask your students about it (all under the guise that it's good for them to practice their "technical english")... as was the case when the detergent drawer in the washing machine kept filling up with water after every cycle... luckily i have a class in the washing division and they were able to supply me with the little plastic blue thing (yep, under my tuition they're definitely advancing with all that technical jargon) that was mysteriously missing and problem solved!

the other advantage is that i get to hear the best of the "stupid customer" calls to the after-sales service centre... one of which i simply have to share...

a woman rings the after-sales service centre complaining that her new oven is faulty... she claims that the chicken she'd put in to roast has "disappeared"... the technician taking the call is naturally a little taken aback by this allegation, and asks her to explain how exactly the chicken disappeared... so she explains that she put the chicken in, turned the oven on to "P" for "pollo" (pollo = chicken) after a short while it went completely black, when she tried to open the door to take it out she found it was locked, and the chicken continued cooking until it disintegrated into a pile of ashes...

exactly what the technician said to the woman has not been reported to me, but i imagine it may have been difficult to not fall about on the floor laughing... the "P" function on the oven stands for pyrolysis, which is the cleaning program cycle that heats the oven to about 500 degrees celsius.. it runs for about 2 hours, and after a couple of minutes into the cycle, the door locks for safety reasons.. while the manual doesn't specifically prohibit putting chickens in the oven during this process, one can imagine that the two are not exactly compatible...

i could also share with you the story of the guy who decided to wash snails in the washing machine... but you can probably imagine what happened...

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rest in peace...

>> Thursday, 12 November 2009

they're tearing up the old cemetery in mondragón and turning it into a park...

i know this because my regular running route (15 mins climbing up the almost perpendicular hill behind my house, 15 mins running back down it again the long way to the sports centre and 15 mins walking back home) has been rudely interrupted lately by bobcats speeding up and down the "pedestrian only" path, bags of cement in unexpected places and scores of industrial men rushing around digging up old bits of concrete in one part and laying down new bits in another... i'm no expert in park design, but it seems to me that by the time they're finished, the "park" will consist mostly of paved pathways and stairs, interspaced with the occasional patch of grass, destined to be nothing more than a dog shit repository...

i'm sad that the old cemetery has gone... it has been derelict the whole time i've lived here, it's inhabitants long since moved to the new cemetery up the hill, it's niches vacant and broken and the gardens overgrown... i rather liked it that way... i'm no expert on cemetery design either, but the new one (also on my regular running route), with it's two squat, grey stone pavilions and the chimneys of the crematorium out the back always makes me think of concentration camps... i shouldn't think things like that, i have no experience of concentration camps, but the thought does not fail to cross my mind as i pass through... it conforms to the obsession they have here that everything should be neat, tidy and above all, new, (right down to the plane trees that they trim into stunted, tortured shapes every winter) but it lacks a certain something... "soul" is the word i think i'm looking for...

the other day i saw an old man staring wistfully through the fence, watching the frenetic activity in progress... well i think it was wistfully, he didn't have the usual expectative expression you see on the faces of the old guys who routinely gather around construction sites, animatedly speculating on how the job could be done better... I wondered as i passed if he had had family buried there, or if like me, he had simply preferred the old to the new...

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ode to autumn...

>> Monday, 2 November 2009












photos taken at parque nacional de ordesa y monte perdida, saturday 31 october

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cycling las vias verdes (part 2)...

>> Thursday, 29 October 2009

after the dramas of the first day on the vias verdes our second attempt went quite smoothly... we decided for the second day to try the route Cidacos, from calahorra to arnedillo... we started from the small town of autol, a total of 48 kms (there and back)... astonishingly the route was not undergoing major works, there were no bicycle breakdowns and i'd managed to sleep off the migrane...

autol is famous (not surprisingly) for being nestled in amongst some pretty striking rock formations...
view of the village


these two are called El Picuezo and La Picueza

on the outskirts of autol found the trail with only a minor argument and got on the bikes and headed off...


we passed through an old train tunnel...



and headed into the next valley where the route follows the rio cidacos...


the next town on the route was quel, with all the houses nestled at the base of an impressive cliff...


and the ruins of an old castle on top..


the whole region is dotted with tiny little caves, which provided shelter for many people until very recently...


the route took us past a pretty impressive collection of wine cellars burrowed into a hill and all stacked up on top of each other...


along a tree-lined path...


and onto the next town, arnedo, dominated by a strange rock formation complete with another old castle on top...


instead of going through the town the route wound through the vegetable gardens on the outskirts...


a few km on the route looked like this...


and we saw spectacular scenery such as this....





then we arrived at the last town on the route, arnedillo, which has a rather picturesque entrance...


arnedillo is famous for its thermal springs (we stupidly forgot to pack swimming costumes and had to content ourselves with eating lunch and watching others enjoy the waters)...


after lunch we cycled all the way back again...


and hopped in the car to take a closer look at the castle at arnedo...


the end...

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autumn morning...

>> Tuesday, 27 October 2009

i am running, feet striking the pavement, the leaf litter stirring in my wake... up here in the suburbs high above the town it's quiet, removed from the bustle of the shops and bars opening for the day... the sky is a perfect blue, the trees a riot of colours, flashes of gold, red, burgandy and orange catch my eye as i pass... i don't remember so much colour last year, did i not see it or did the leaves change from green to brown and fall to the ground in a day?

i am running, the air is fresh, crisp... i play with collocations in my head, a crisp autumn day, a crisp apple, a breath of fresh air... am l learning to appreciate a perfect autumn day?

i listen to the birds going about their business and think about the flocks of migratory geese we saw near bilbao a few weeks ago, moving purposely southwards in formation... for a moment i wish i lived in a town where storks built their untidy nests on top of the church tower, like the ones i see from the highway on the outskirts of vitoria, and habm and i play a little game when we pass "he's home today" or "he's out having lunch"... then i think i would be sad to see them go every autumn... better not...

i am running, falling in love with the sun every time i pass out from the shade...

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cycling las vias verdes (part 1)...

>> Sunday, 25 October 2009

a couple of weekends ago we got all motivated, packed the bikes in the back of the car (no mean feat i might tell you - two mountain bikes in the back of a hatchback) and headed off to la rioja to try out some of the vias verdes that i'd seen in a program on television...

the vias verdes (green routes) form part of a wonderful initiative that converts disused and decommissioned railway lines into a network of cycling and walking path that stretches right across spain... 1,700 kms in total, according to the website... obsessive compulsive girl got very excited about the prospect of starting a project that involves cycling all of them and checking them off the list as we go... sitting on the sofa girl is currently having words with her...

anyway... on the saturday we got up at some ungodly hour and drove to casalarreina, the starting point for our first via verde: Rio Oja... after reassembling the bikes in the middle of the town, and arguing the whys and wherefores of special bike riding gloves under the bemused stares of early morning locals heading out to buy bread, we headed off...

things did not start very well... following the rather vague instructions on the official vias verdes brochure, we cycled about aimlessly in search of the start of the route, up and down streets and through vineyards, it was nowhere to be found... the brochure said that we would have to pass through a stand of poplar trees about 1km out of town, and scanning the horizon we located the only poplar trees in sight, so we headed off again through the vineyards until we finally encountered the trail... which was under construction!

now dear reader, when i say "under construction" i don't mean a couple of pothole patches i mean that the whole path was littered with craters, mounds of earth and plastic tubing... it looked like it had been carpet bombed... we saw a man working in the fields a few hundred meters further along the track and decided to ask him was this a temporary obstruction or was the whole route like this... so we hobbled, half riding half walking up to the man to get the real dirt from a "local"... when questioned he looked dubiously at us, the bikes and the field of exploded land mines that was our via verde, and then informed us that it was pretty bad for about a kilometre, and then it got better... as he warmed to his subject he got positively cheerful, we'd have no problems passing through on bikes, he assured us..

so we pushed on, half riding, half walking and trying not to fall down the side of the embankment... the "kilometre" of bad conditions seemed to be stretching on a bit, and then in the distance we saw another man coming towards us walking his bike... we asked again about the conditions of the track and he shook his head mournfully... no it was like this all the way to Santo Domingo de la Calzada (about 10kms further on), he said, and continued on his way...

we contemplated our options and decided to double back, pack the bikes in the car and drive to Santo Domingo and start again from there... which we duly did... at Santo Domingo the trail again proved elusive and after cycling around aimlessly tempers were fraying... habm encountered a cyclist washing his bike in a petrol station and decided it was time to ask an expert... i may or may not have made some choice comments about the previous "experts" we had encountered and left him to it..

habm returned with the bad news... the whole route was under construction and impossible to cycle... all 28kms of it... apparently it had been that way for the past 2 years with no signs of nearing completion... cursing the previous two men i made a mental note to myself to remember that spanish people will always stop and help you when you need directions - even if they don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about...

the cyclist informed us that you could cycle to ezcaray (the end of the line) along some backroads that ran parallel to the route and gave complicated instructions about how to get to the first turn-off... based on the advice received up to that point i viewed this information very suspiciously... habm assured me that he could get us to the next town on the route following the cyclists instructions and then after that we'd ask someone else for further directions... i wondered how someone could remain so overwhelmingly optimistic in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary... unwillingly i allowed myself to be persuaded that this was really our only option if we wanted to cycle that day, we'd already wasted more than three hours with all the mornings shenanigans...

so we headed off, and miraculously the cyclist's instructions proved to be correct... we did the 5kms or so to the town of santurde and stopped to look around...
old farmhouse, santurde
ruins of a medieval defensive tower, santurde
husband-acquired-by-marriage taking a break

heading out of santurde, disaster struck again - habm got a flat... which wouldn't be such a disaster in itself (we had a spare inner tube & etc) but he's been repeatedly getting flat tyres in the same wheel for the last few months, which suggests that there's an underlying problem that hasn't been fixed... inner tube changed we continued on our way, but the tyre started to slowly deflate... big problem.... by this stage it was 12.30pm and we'd so far completed 5kms of the anticipated 56kms... remember that this is spain, where the shops shut on saturdays at 1pm and don't open again till monday... a bike with a flat tyre and no more spare inner tubes was about to ruin not only the day but the whole weekend...

leaving me with the dud bike in a roadside stop habm rushed back to Santo Domingo in the hopes he could find a bike shop before 1pm... i could feel a migrane coming on, and lay down for a sleep on a park bench... some time later habm returned in the car with the good news, he'd arrived back in the nick of time, found a bike shop still open and managed to buy what he needed... we ate lunch and i tried to sleep again while he repaired the bike... by this stage the migrane was really closing in, and accepting defeat we decided to complete the rest of the route by car...

we stopped at the pretty little town of ojacastro where for some reason i have only taken photos of doorways and windows:





and then we continued on our way to the final stop - ezcaray...

ezcaray is a ski resort town that while quite pleasant, wouldn't be up there on my list of must visit again places (although that could be the migrane talking)... it does feature half a medieval bridge that goes nowhere (the other half was washed away by floods)...

and some more doorways and windows..





after wandering around the old centre for a bit we headed across the river (on a bridge that went all the way!) to the end of the via verde, where the former railway station has been converted into a restaurant... and a bit further on we headed up the hill to the Ermita de Allende, a lovely little church which to me seemed more portuguese than spanish in it's style...




and thus concluded our less than successful first day on the vias verdes...

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this blog is not a definitive guide to living and surviving in the basque country, it is merely my way of staying sane in a crazy world... it also helps keep my drinking down to socially acceptable levels...

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